A woman came in today to apply for a kitchen position we were advertising. On her application, under past employment, in the reasons for leaving, she listed: “I stabbed the sous-chef. He didn’t like my […]
“Listen bro, your mom hits and fucks harder than you, so whatever reason you want to go outside, you’re going to end up crying.”
“Words of wisdom, don’t eat lava wings, then play with your dick.”
Best comment of the night: “Let me know how she tips. I’m trying to decide if I’m attracted to her or not, and that’s going to put her over-the-top.”
“You can smoke crack or worship Satan. You can’t do both.”
“I never appreciated the Dennis Leary joke about a coke-head, who was a Jew, happily following Hitler into a bathroom stall as long as he had coke, until I married a coke-head.”
“I’m not sucking anyone’s dick til they suck me toes!”
“Show me your mom’s vagina cam?!?”
A little tweet, thanking Chad for being a good sport, and reminding Karen that no one wants to live, laugh, love. Well, maybe we do, but she doesn’t deserve to.
I’ve gotta say, it’s awesome to see all the sentiment towards shoppings local, and mom and pop, etc. And I go to places (bars) based on which friends/regulars are working usually being the major factor. […]
This was sent in from Matt (Obviously) during the Covid-19 shut down, when we definitely all needed a bit of some positive in our lives. Thank you Matt!