Shit Said At A Bar
Pro Sugar Baby.
Shit Said At A Bar: “You can’t be that good of a ‘professional sugar baby coach’ since I’ve seen every guy at this bar refuse to buy you a drink. Even Marvin, and he’s blind […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Nothing Can Survive That.
“I smoked a pack of Marlboro Reds and drank a bottle of Jack Daniels. Two days later, no COVID. I mean nothing can survive that much nicotine and booze.”
Quickie
That Is Passion.
A woman came in today to apply for a kitchen position we were advertising. On her application, under past employment, in the reasons for leaving, she listed: “I stabbed the sous-chef. He didn’t like my […]
Shit Said At A Bar
She’s Quite A Woman.
“Listen bro, your mom hits and fucks harder than you, so whatever reason you want to go outside, you’re going to end up crying.”
Rants
Please Excuse The Mask.
Public service announcement… I’m not trying to be a a jerk, it’s really hard to go to work and be comfortable in a mask for hours, it’s hard to feel like things are okay, when […]
Quickie
The Late Night Underage Party?
The phone rings. Person I hope to never meet in person: “Is there a time late you allow people in under 21?” Me, really confused: “So, is there a point, later in the night, when […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Just Don’t.
“Words of wisdom, don’t eat lava wings, then play with your dick.”
Quickie
I Can’t Decide.
Best comment of the night: “Let me know how she tips. I’m trying to decide if I’m attracted to her or not, and that’s going to put her over-the-top.”
Shit Said At A Bar
Pick Your Poison.
“You can smoke crack or worship Satan. You can’t do both.”
Shit Said At A Bar
Solid Joke.
“I never appreciated the Dennis Leary joke about a coke-head, who was a Jew, happily following Hitler into a bathroom stall as long as he had coke, until I married a coke-head.”
Shit Said At A Bar
The Feet.
“I’m not sucking anyone’s dick til they suck me toes!”
Quickie
You Can’t Take The Industry Out Of Us.
From a page member. My boyfriend and I have been in the industry for most of our lives. Tonight we both reheated leftovers and scarfed them down standing next to each other at the counter. […]
Stories
The Worst Thing Ever.
Someone just asked me what the “worst thing” I’ve ever served was. So, a guy comes up: Guy: “Do you have something awful?” Me: “Define awful.” Guy: “Tastes bad. Will get you fucked up.” Me: […]
Stories
Another Reason To Hate.
Why do you hate people so much? Well, they act like this, for starters. From a page member: I wanted to share a story from couple of weeks ago. I work in a pub. Lots […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Show Me…
“Show me your mom’s vagina cam?!?”
Tweets
Thank You, Chad.
A little tweet, thanking Chad for being a good sport, and reminding Karen that no one wants to live, laugh, love. Well, maybe we do, but she doesn’t deserve to.
Quickie
No Watermelon For Me.
I love that we end up hearing everything, but it’s those times you catch stuff out of context, and this is what I caught. Lady at my bar: “ Why do I need to have […]
Tweets
We Are Looking Out For You!
Regardless of what anyone’s opinion of the shutdown, and quarantine was, at a point you need to listen to what the people in charge are saying, even if you don’t agree with it. Maybe they’re […]