I know it bothers a lot of people, and it never even used to phase me until The Facebook Page came along, but the
“Hey how are you?”
Or whatever they ask for, the one I just got that caused this tonight was
Which I replied, “Nice to know you’re doing ice water, what can I get you to drink?”
For me, I don’t appreciate it, but it’s like thank you for making my job a little easier, it’s like they’re telling me –
I’m a cunt. An ugly, incestuous cunt. (Guys can be cunts too.) I show so little respect for you, that I don’t pay any attention to what you need. I’m miserable because my spouse stays out all night fucking cows. Actual cows, because they’re both better looking, and thinner than I am… And because I’m a cunt.
Now, the second I need something else, I’ll try and flag you down. Why? Because I’m stupid, and a cunt. I was raised by stupid cunts, I’ll raise stupid cunts.
So, in short, just get to me when you can, because it’s not like I’ll leave you more than 8%, if I leave you anything at all.
Enjoy your water you cunty, ugly, stupid fucking bitch-wrinkle.