Shit Said At A Bar
Month: December 2014
Stories
I Patented That In 1983!
Lady comes in for her second straight night (Minus the bedazzled, Ugly-Christmas Sweater, but still with the femme-mullet). She comes to the bar and asks for a Sex on the Beach, but she wants it […]
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It’s The Same Drink You Dumb Bitch.
I had this biatch here tonight who is always a pain in the ass. Won’t order drinks from me. My bartner was busy so she had no choice but to get one from me. Made […]
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There’s A Problem In The Bathroom!
Last night our doorguys get called into the bathroom because of a guy in the handicapped stall. (Why is it always the handicapped stall?) They get in there… Door is wide open, he’s naked, he […]
Rants
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That Just Happened…
I had a lady suffer a seizure in the bathroom one night. After the seizure, she became very volatile. She was screaming, kicking and punching at staff members, who were trying to help until EMT […]
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That’s One Way To Make Room For Seconds…
I came in for my shift at noon there was a customer who was coherent and seemed alright. He then drove me nuts to get him food so I wrote the ticket and had someone […]
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We Really Do Appreciate The Good Managers.
So… Got my dick kicked in tonight. Bartner called off last min. I work fine dining. Bar was busier than I’ve seen it in the 10 years I’ve been there. Plus, service bar. Martinis, wine, […]
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You know there’s a guy in the bathroom rubbing a lemon on his dick?
My bar used to make these insanely hot wings. One day this guy decides to try them. He gets through about three and gives up. A little while later I notice he’s squirming. I knew […]
Shit Said At A Bar
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Shit Said At A Bar
Messages To The Angry Bartender
Shit Said At A Bar
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Can I Get Cut Early?
Too many of our servers were bitching and wanting to be cut early, so this is what my manager has started handing out. It’s on company letterhead and comes in a sealed envelope.
Shit Said At A Bar
Shit Said At A Bar
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No, No… We’re Sharing.
One of my servers had a table ask for a sweet tea and an extra glass with some ice and two straws. The server told me about it. For the rest of their stay, they […]