
I Need Something… Anything with Iced Tea
Guy comes up to me… “Can I get a vodka and iced tea?” “We don’t carry iced tea.” “Oh, how about an Arnold Palmer?” (Which he wanted a John Daly, at least that’s what I […]
Guy comes up to me… “Can I get a vodka and iced tea?” “We don’t carry iced tea.” “Oh, how about an Arnold Palmer?” (Which he wanted a John Daly, at least that’s what I […]
I got this from a casino employee. We all have it bad, but some of the stuff I get from casinos. Bite-makes, pictures and slips like this. No tip, but he went to […]
“Why does that chick look like she belongs in a Motley Crüe or Poison video?” “Because she does. I’m pretty sure she’s still taking quaaludes from ’82.” “Her mom definitely sucked David Lee Roth’s dick.”
I’ll do my best to translate, I actually took a course in translating the scribbles of trash. “Put on some make up (makeup) & lose some weight & youd (you’d) make more money. You […]
Generally my rebuttals follow the same flow as the original articles. The author makes a point, and I counter-point. I’m not even going to bother here. The difference is that, so far, every article I’ve […]
A couple sits down, and the woman may cover half the things I hate about people. She sits down, asks me if we have Coke or Pepsi products. I tell her which, she starts going […]
A few years ago, I’m getting ready to shut down so I turn all TV’s and music off because silence is golden. The only people I have left at my bar are a group of […]
Tonight pretty much every entitled kid with daddy’s credit card came to my bar tonight, already wasted. My “favorite” group stumbled in and ordered 2 of the most expensive beers on the menu ($13 a […]
My bartner is taking an order, and we’ve all had this happen: “Let me get a vodka.” So you say something like “Just a shot of vodka.” Usually they realize they ordered like an idiot, […]
A guy comes in, asks for a pitcher of beer. “Okay, how many cups do you need?” “A pitcher.” “Right, but how many cups do you need for the pitcher.” “I don’t know?” Please keep […]
One of the best walkouts I’ve ever had, a mom, daughter and daughter’s boyfriend come in, “Hey it’s my mom’s birthday what do you do?” I say unless you’re registered in our reward system, nothing. […]
Girl comes up… “What can I get you?” “Last time I was here I got a pink shot, I want another.” “Okay, what was it?” “I don’t know, it was pink.” “You don’t know what […]
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