March 2015 – The Angry Bartender

I Need Something… Anything with Iced Tea

March 30, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

Guy comes up to me… “Can I get a vodka and iced tea?” “We don’t carry iced tea.” “Oh, how about an Arnold Palmer?” (Which he wanted a John Daly, at least that’s what I […]

“My night will not be complete until I see some balls and butt hole! “

March 28, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

A Little Casino Scum.

March 28, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

I got this from a casino employee. We all have it bad, but some of the stuff I get from casinos. Bite-makes, pictures and slips like this. No tip, but he went to […]

“If you eat out a hooker, her pussy tastes like condoms!”

March 27, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“Why does that chick look like she belongs in a Motley Crüe or Poison video?” “Because she does. I’m pretty sure she’s still taking quaaludes from ’82.” “Her mom definitely sucked David Lee Roth’s dick.”

Word of Advice from an Illiterate Piece of Shit

March 26, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

I’ll do my best to translate, I actually took a course in translating the scribbles of trash. “Put on some make up (makeup) & lose some weight & youd (you’d) make more money. You […]

Service Industry Vs. Retail

March 26, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

Generally my rebuttals follow the same flow as the original articles. The author makes a point, and I counter-point. I’m not even going to bother here. The difference is that, so far, every article I’ve […]

The Lean

March 25, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

“The lean.” Am I the only one that finds the lean just as fucking rude and annoying as a whistle and a bottle tap or a “hey”? I split my time between a dive bar […]

“Stinkbugs are good with ketchup.”

March 25, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

What is a Certified Bartender?

March 24, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

A couple sits down, and the woman may cover half the things I hate about people. She sits down, asks me if we have Coke or Pepsi products. I tell her which, she starts going […]

“I just want to fuck his cologne.”

March 24, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

Four Englishmen Teach Geography Class.

March 24, 2015 TheAngryBartender 0

A few years ago, I’m getting ready to shut down so I turn all TV’s and music off because silence is golden. The only people I have left at my bar are a group of […]