I had a group of parents bring their kids into the pub last night and let all of the kids run bat-shit. Which, meh, it happens.
The worst part though, one of the 4 year olds demanded a raw potato for dinner. To which the mom stated we have french fries so we MUST have raw potatoes.
I spent 10 minutes tracking down a fucking raw potato to have the kid cry and throw it at her sister.