My bartner is taking an order, and we’ve all had this happen:
“Let me get a vodka.”
So you say something like “Just a shot of vodka.”
Usually they realize they ordered like an idiot, and correct it. That special few needs you to explain more before they can complete their order.
But not this one.
“No. With pineapple juice! Don’t you know that’s what you drink vodka with?”
So remember everywhere, the only thing you can mix vodka with is pineapple juice.