I Need Something… Anything with Iced Tea

Guy comes up to me… “Can I get a vodka and iced tea?”

“We don’t carry iced tea.”

“Oh, how about an Arnold Palmer?” (Which he wanted a John Daly, at least that’s what I call it.)

“No… Because I don’t have iced tea… Or lemonade actually… But still… No iced tea.”

“Oh really?”

“No… Sorry…”

“Can I get a Long Island Iced Tea?”

“… Well yes. You can, because that doesn’t have iced tea in it.”

“Wait… You’re telling me a Long Island Iced Tea doesn’t have iced tea?”

“That’s exactly what I’m telling you.”

“That can’t be right.”

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