Guy comes up to me… “Can I get a vodka and iced tea?”
“We don’t carry iced tea.”
“Oh, how about an Arnold Palmer?” (Which he wanted a John Daly, at least that’s what I call it.)
“No… Because I don’t have iced tea… Or lemonade actually… But still… No iced tea.”
“Oh really?”
“No… Sorry…”
“Can I get a Long Island Iced Tea?”
“… Well yes. You can, because that doesn’t have iced tea in it.”
“Wait… You’re telling me a Long Island Iced Tea doesn’t have iced tea?”
“That’s exactly what I’m telling you.”
“That can’t be right.”
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