How Was I Supposed To Know?

‘I’ll have a rum and coke.’

I make it. It sits 30 seconds,
she doesn’t touch it. Looks at me and says,
‘This is disgusting.’

‘I’m sorry have you even tried it?’

‘No. I hate soda.’

‘Then why did you order a rum and coke?’

‘I thought that’s just what people order. How was I supposed to know there’s soda in it?! Give me an apple cider instead.’

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