I’d Like To Report A Robbery.

I had someone call 911 to report a robbery at my bar. He was pissed about the price of his Grey Goose Red Bull.

And they showed up.

And they took him to jail.

And I was friends with the cops. As my cop friend said “We’re gonna take him and run some tests to see what he is on because I’ve never encountered this special level of stupid in my life.”

He was a former bartender so that’s saying a lot.

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