Shit Said At A Bar
Month: December 2015
Shit Said At A Bar
Messages To The Angry Bartender
Your Wife Must Like Small Tips.
This was in reference to a meme I posted from The Bitchy Waiter about saying “You’re Welcome!” to people who don’t say thank you. I got no response after a few days, clearly the person […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Pictures
“I think you shit my pants.”
Thank you for the mental image… and now I sort of smell it too… Is ghost smells a real thing?
Messages To The Angry Bartender
I’d Like A Golden Shower.
Well, in the server’s defense, maybe she was waiting on R. Kelly. We don’t know.
Messages To The Angry Bartender
It’s My Friend’s Birthday…
I’m not sure if I’m impressed by this try or just annoyed. Either way, Jesus may approve.
Messages To The Angry Bartender
Where’s The D?
I’ve heard this before… I’ll hear it again, but… if done correctly it will get a laugh.
Messages To The Angry Bartender
The Three Words
You can attract more bees with honey… and you can get your drinks faster (and possibly stronger) with simple manners.
Pictures
Messages To The Angry Bartender
Christmas Love From The Regulars.
Anyone else get a ton of cards from their regulars? It really is a great feeling.
Bar Signs
Rudolph Is My DD
The truth has finally come out about Rudolph’s drinking problem. Not a good decision Santa, you know better.
Messages To The Angry Bartender
I’m Jewish.
It was a quick and effective way to shut this guy up. Merry Christmas to you too asshole.
Shit Said At A Bar
Pictures
Stories
Yes, Please Make Fun Of My Disability, Asshole.
He’s a story from my night. 13 years bartending and this scenario (while isolated to only a small portion of bartenders) always pisses me off. So a random comes in tonight. He tries to order […]
Stories
Conversations
We’ve Peaked.
“I’m not slow dancing with you behind the bar. That means we’ve peaked, and I’m not ready for that.” “You say peak. I say rock bottom.” “One person’s premature ejaculation is another’s guaranteed child support […]