
Month: December 2015

Shit Said At A Bar

Shit Said At A Bar

Shit Said At A Bar

Pictures
“I think you shit my pants.”
Thank you for the mental image… and now I sort of smell it too… Is ghost smells a real thing?

Pictures

Bar Signs
Rudolph Is My DD
The truth has finally come out about Rudolph’s drinking problem. Not a good decision Santa, you know better.

Shit Said At A Bar

Pictures

Stories
Yes, Please Make Fun Of My Disability, Asshole.
He’s a story from my night. 13 years bartending and this scenario (while isolated to only a small portion of bartenders) always pisses me off. So a random comes in tonight. He tries to order […]

Stories

Conversations
We’ve Peaked.
“I’m not slow dancing with you behind the bar. That means we’ve peaked, and I’m not ready for that.” “You say peak. I say rock bottom.” “One person’s premature ejaculation is another’s guaranteed child support […]