How Much Did He Pay For Her?

Does anyone else do this?

Two people walk in, completely dumbfounded, like they’ve never seen televisions or running water before.

We’re dead, so, bartner and I are making up a backstory for them.

“How much did he pay for her?”

“Oh, no. He was an intern for a company overseas and he found her in a village. They fell in love and he smuggled her into the country, in a chest with just peanuts to eat and soy sauce to drink. Then they married so she could stay in the country.”

“Soy sauce?”

“Sometimes you’ve gotta risk dehydration for love.”

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