Does anyone else do this?
Two people walk in, completely dumbfounded, like they’ve never seen televisions or running water before.
We’re dead, so, bartner and I are making up a backstory for them.
“How much did he pay for her?”
“Oh, no. He was an intern for a company overseas and he found her in a village. They fell in love and he smuggled her into the country, in a chest with just peanuts to eat and soy sauce to drink. Then they married so she could stay in the country.”
“Sometimes you’ve gotta risk dehydration for love.”