A really nice couple is sitting at the bar and the woman tells us shes got to go call her kids and will be right back. Now, it’s the way she tells us…
Her: I need to go call my little chicken-head and tell her goodnight.
Us: ma’am, are you raising actually chickens, because I don’t think that’s a great nickname for a little girl? Please Google that term.
Totally confused she picks up her phone and screeches.
I feel like we saved that toddler from major life hazing.