Shit Said At A Bar
Month: February 2016
Random Thoughts
Stories
Not Up In Here
As I’m talking to a customer, trying to get him cashed out, a guy walks up… “Hey, I’ll be with you in just a second just as soon as…” He cuts me off. “Coors light.” […]
Rants
An Extra Special Valentine’s Day Rant
Okay… Let’s see. Fuck those people. You know, all those mother fuckers. The fucks who don’t understand I’m not serving them. No ma’am, you’re fucking slurring and I’m not going to serve you. Oh, you’ll […]
Conversations
So I Went To A Career Fair…
I have a coworker who is in college and they said this to me the other day: “So I went to a career fair the other day, and I usually avoid them because they […]
Pictures
Were You In A Hurry?
Another handwriting expert was called in on this one and has decided that the signer suffers from too many hugs from their uncle.
Stories
You Can Make Someone’s Day
I was on the floor serving tonight. I’m sat a 2-top with just the gentleman there at first. I go through my greeting and offer our seasonal beer. The gentleman has a bit of a […]
Stories
I Only Have $60.
It was a busy night and I was by myself, this 40+ guy comes in and is super sweet and understanding that I was really busy. I made sure he always had a full glass […]
Messages To The Angry Bartender
It’s Income Tax Season
It’s like taxes and death… well it actually is taxes… Income tax season will come, and it will bring the budget ballers who all of a sudden have money, definitely can’t hold onto it, but […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Random Thoughts
Two Types Of Coworkers
There are two types of coworkers: – People who over-stock because they know it’s easier to bring something back at the end of the night than scramble for it when you’re busy. And – People […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Messages To The Angry Bartender
Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
As much as some people will laugh at this, when I was sent this message all I could do is think how realistic this is. Too many guys and not enough girls can cause a […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Stories
Better Late Than Never
Usually when someone “forgets” to tip, they’re cheap, lying shit. This time, they really did forget and they really made up for it. “This past Saturday, I had the pleasure of visiting your establishment. My […]
Stories
A Shout Out To Double Lives
A shout out to all the bartenders not only staying angry and making money, but the bartenders that have double lives. People who that are bartenders and parents. Bartenders and managers. Bartenders and event coordinators. […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Rants
Dear Once A Month Customer
Dear dude I see maybe once a month… You know I’m going to get a card from you, so that little disappointing look in your eye when I ask for a card is just annoying […]