Just Fucking Went for Gold.

Well since it has been a trending topic I will share with you my favorite piss story.

I rolled into a local dive after work one night and pass some guy stumbling out. Not out of the ordinary so I think nothing of it. Sit down with the bouncer and bartender and start shooting the shit.

The door opens and the dude walks back in and we can see from over 50 feet away he has pissed himself.

Down both sides of his pants.

Just… fucking went for the gold.

The bouncer intercepts him and obviously tells him he can’t come back in. The next thing I know we hear crying.

The bouncer finally gets him to leave and comes back and tells us the guy broke down and said that his ex-wife had cut his dick off and he can’t control when he goes to the bathroom so he pisses himself from time to time.

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