You we’ve had that conversation where it’s either like:
We’ve always said we need a day where all bars close and we just get a day to drink, together as one big industry, and one where customers can serve us and see what it’s like.
Or we get one day a year (maybe month) where we can say what we want to one person, maybe, just maybe even take it up a bit to a purge thing?
I’ve changed my mind.
Here’s all I want:
Just one day, a day where we only pour drinks.
That’s it. Hear me out.
You know those people who believe “all we do is pour drinks”?
Let them have that. Let them see.
• “Oh my god, there’s a brawl and someone is beating up my boyfriend! Help them!”
-hands then a beer-
• “I’m having a really bad day, I need to talk about my problems. My job is shit, and I think my wife is cheating on me.”
-gives them a drink, walks off-
•“Hey, can I get the Atlanta game on this TV and the L.A. game on…”
-hands them a water and points to the remote-
• “I can’t have, and don’t really know what gluten is… what do you…”
-gives a glass full of ice cubes, you say “google” and walk off-
• “There is no toilet paper in the ladies room!”
“Okay, use the 3 shells.”
-looks around- “she doesn’t know how to use the 3 shells!”
-laughs, hands her a glass of water-