It’s like this:
Me: “Hi guy I’ve never seen before, what can I get you?”
Total Stranger: “I’ll take a trendy drink.”
Me: “Okay, here you go, would you like to start a tab?”
Total Stranger: “Yes, my name is Mike.”
Me: “Okay Mike, I’ll just need a credit or debit card for a tab, but you can pay differently when you tab out!”
Total Stranger: “THAT’S RIDICULOUS, I’ll PAY CASH!”
Me: “Okay, it’ll be $6.75.”
-Slams down $7 and walks off-
So, in summary, if you think anything I did was wrong?
If you think the guy I don’t know should get a tab with zero collateral, also, fuck you.
If you think his quarter tip was acceptable because I required a card for a tab…
Take your knuckles. 3 of choice. Jam them in your mouth. Then set your arm on fire.