The Average Yelper!

Imagine going to a place a dozen times. And you have a good to great experience each time.

Then one time maybe the kitchen screws up your order, or your server is having a bad day.

And you’ve never left one single piece of positive feedback any of your previous visits. Not only that, but instead of leaving a simple average rating of how it’s been, you just leave a 1-star review, because, you know, you’re important, and how dare you be wronged in any way.

If this is you, you’re basically 90% of all Yelpers, and you’re also a piece of shit.

Oh, and your dog doesn’t love you.

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