Well, a lady calls on Blackout Wednesday and tries to make reservations for Thanksgiving:
Lady: “Hi, I’d like to make a reservation for tomorrow at 6pm for 14.”
“I’m sorry, we’re closed for Thanksgiving so we can all be with our families.”
Then, we have a bit of a pause, I assume while the woman tries to comprehend what was said. I assume words with more than two syllables can be difficult.
Lady: “Well, I don’t care about your families, what am I supposed to do about mine?”
“I guess you should ask someone who cares.”