No Watermelon For Me.

I love that we end up hearing everything, but it’s those times you catch stuff out of context, and this is what I caught.

Lady at my bar: “ Why do I need to have kids? My sister had one at 24, and 18 months later she looked 36. I’m 31 going on 24 and have never had a melon shoot out my pussy.”

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