Someone just asked me what the “worst thing” I’ve ever served was.
So, a guy comes up:
Guy: “Do you have something awful?”
Me: “Define awful.”
Guy: “Tastes bad. Will get you fucked up.”
Me: “I mean, the strongest thing I have is Wild Turkey, and if it’s not part of your normal thing, there’s a good chance that you won’t like how it tastes.”
Guy: “Can you mix it with something?”
Me: “Sure, whatever you want.”
Guy: “Okay… mustard.”
Guy: “I want you to mix it with mustard.”
Guy: “Why not?!?”
Me: “Because whoever you give that too is probably going to puke when you surprise them with it.”
Guy: “It’s for me.”
Guy: “I’m taking it.”
So… I grabbed the mustard, and despite hating whenever I see someone shake a shot with plastic on plastic, I took 2 plastic cups and make a disposable shaker because I didn’t want to mustard mine. Served it. He drank it.
No question, the weirdest/worst thing I’ve ever served.