The Worst Thing Ever.

Someone just asked me what the “worst thing” I’ve ever served was.

So, a guy comes up:

Guy: “Do you have something awful?”

Me: “Define awful.”

Guy: “Tastes bad. Will get you fucked up.”

Me: “I mean, the strongest thing I have is Wild Turkey, and if it’s not part of your normal thing, there’s a good chance that you won’t like how it tastes.”

Guy: “Can you mix it with something?”

Me: “Sure, whatever you want.”

Guy: “Okay… mustard.”

Me: “What?”

Guy: “I want you to mix it with mustard.”

Me: “No.”

Guy: “Why not?!?”

Me: “Because whoever you give that too is probably going to puke when you surprise them with it.”

Guy: “It’s for me.”

Me: “What?”

Guy: “I’m taking it.”

So… I grabbed the mustard, and despite hating whenever I see someone shake a shot with plastic on plastic, I took 2 plastic cups and make a disposable shaker because I didn’t want to mustard mine. Served it. He drank it.

No question, the weirdest/worst thing I’ve ever served.

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