Quickie
That Is Passion.
A woman came in today to apply for a kitchen position we were advertising. On her application, under past employment, in the reasons for leaving, she listed: “I stabbed the sous-chef. He didn’t like my […]
Month: June 2020
Shit Said At A Bar
She’s Quite A Woman.
“Listen bro, your mom hits and fucks harder than you, so whatever reason you want to go outside, you’re going to end up crying.”
Rants
Please Excuse The Mask.
Public service announcement… I’m not trying to be a a jerk, it’s really hard to go to work and be comfortable in a mask for hours, it’s hard to feel like things are okay, when […]
Quickie
The Late Night Underage Party?
The phone rings. Person I hope to never meet in person: “Is there a time late you allow people in under 21?” Me, really confused: “So, is there a point, later in the night, when […]
Shit Said At A Bar
Just Don’t.
“Words of wisdom, don’t eat lava wings, then play with your dick.”
Quickie
I Can’t Decide.
Best comment of the night: “Let me know how she tips. I’m trying to decide if I’m attracted to her or not, and that’s going to put her over-the-top.”