All posts by Page Members

  • Lets go to Heaven.

  • If I Need Help I Really Will Ask!

    We, for the most part, appreciate if you want to help, but really… If we need help, we will ask for it. A plethora of...

  • Can You Match My Pay?

    Yeah, I mean when you only make fake money at your fake job, I guess it can still add up.

  • Always Look on the Bright Side.

    Well, this one one way to look on the bright side. With that said, I definitely do not want to know what the patio looked...

  • These Guests Have Their Priorities Straight!

    You’ve really got to love guests who have their priorities in order. The first person rescued should be the bartender… Okay, maybe the bride goes first....

  • People Suck.

    It’s the things like this that people don’t understand. We deal with it. We clean it up. We try to explain it to our owners,...

  • Your Niece?

      Working open to close today, which sucks anyway, but sucks even more due to daylight savings time tonight, anyway… my first customers are two...

  • But I’m the Asshole.

     I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...

  • “I am so honored to meet you! Your Holiness!”

    So this just happened… It’s my day off. I sat down at my favorite little taco place for a taco and beer before I hit...

  • Hey, Everyone Has An Off Day…

    I mean, we all make mistakes. Plus, at least they did label it. With that said, as long as they can laugh at it later,...

  • That’s A Brave Note You Left.

    Okay, so the story behind this is just that people suck sometimes. I gave great service tonight. I busted major-ass for this couple. The girl...

  • You Made The Bartender Blush…

    I like he size of your tip sir…

  • The Fast Food Timer.

    Guy comes up, orders some to-go food: “Okay, cool, come back in 10 minutes and I’ll have it here for you.” He comes back… oh…...

  • The Work-Dream, Double-Clopen?

    We all get work dreams. My classic one is the beer cooler that will not empty. When I serve all the beers I can leave,...

  • Sexual Harassment Pamphlets.

    Yes, there is a line, but there is also the reality that if I work a shift and am not touched inappropriately then I assume...

  • Here Comes Journey.

    I give them credit for calling it, but lets face it, this one was a little easy.

  • Shake it Like What???

    As long as you tip me like you think I’m interested…

  • The Basic Hot Chick.

    You’ve gotta love the “basic hot chick,” fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs. One comes up and orders a Captain and Coke. Me:...