ShitSaid AtABar | The Angry Bartender

“You have a vagina of sea monkeys.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on August 12, 2014
“I don’t care if her kisses taste like bacon… I’m not taking one for the team bro.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on August 7, 2014
“That’s what you get when you buy teeth from a guy at a gas station.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on August 5, 2014
” You’re lucky your dad is still alive, because I’d totally fuck your mom’s brains out.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on August 4, 2014
“She’s just a shit-sniffing lemon-sucker.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on August 2, 2014
“I don’t smoke weed anymore because I get super horny and ended up break my dildo because of over-use.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on July 30, 2014
Patron: That’s what every girl thinks about.” Me: “What does every girl think about?” Patron: “Where to get the abortion money, just in case.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on July 28, 2014
“I love the fact that she wears a cross and sucks dick on the first date.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on July 17, 2014
“Shit, where’s my cousin at? I’m getting horny!”
By ShitSaid AtABar on July 15, 2014
“Water is like God’s vagina… I love vagina water.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on July 6, 2014
“Of course, he was hung like a gerbil…”
By ShitSaid AtABar on July 5, 2014
“I just found out my girlfriend of two months was a prostitute.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on June 29, 2014
“I just found out my girlfriend of two months was a prostitute.”
“You typically dribble before you shoot.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on June 28, 2014
“I wrote this song in prison. They used to let me play rock shows. The inmates would get on their knees for me.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on June 27, 2014
“I would never go to a bar and order milk, but I will ask you to suck on your tits to see if milk came out.”
By ShitSaid AtABar on June 22, 2014

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“You have a vagina of sea monkeys.”

“I don’t care if her kisses taste like bacon… I’m not taking one for the team bro.”

“That’s what you get when you buy teeth from a guy at a gas station.”

” You’re lucky your dad is still alive, because I’d totally fuck your mom’s brains out.”

“She’s just a shit-sniffing lemon-sucker.”

“I don’t smoke weed anymore because I get super horny and ended up break my dildo because of over-use.”

Patron: That’s what every girl thinks about.” Me: “What does every girl think about?” Patron: “Where to get the abortion money, just in case.”

“I love the fact that she wears a cross and sucks dick on the first date.”

“Shit, where’s my cousin at? I’m getting horny!”

“Water is like God’s vagina… I love vagina water.”

“Of course, he was hung like a gerbil…”

“I just found out my girlfriend of two months was a prostitute.”

“You typically dribble before you shoot.”

“I wrote this song in prison. They used to let me play rock shows. The inmates would get on their knees for me.”

“I would never go to a bar and order milk, but I will ask you to suck on your tits to see if milk came out.”

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