ShitSaid AtABar – Page 16 – The Angry Bartender

“I can’t afford a hooker, I’m a grad student. Besides that’s what interns are for.”

September 11, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“So we dropped my sister off at college, and there was an old lady in a moo-moo throwing rocks at a cat. I just looked at her and said ‘You’re going to have so much fun here,’ and pulled off.”

September 10, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“Unmoisten my pants?”

September 9, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“I’m gonna butt-pound your mama’s baby maker!”

August 6, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“I cry when I orgasm. It just happens that my tears are white and come out not my dick.”

July 31, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“Is that a can of Raid? You got any balloons? I wanna do some whip-its…”

June 23, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“I have a red rocket in the fridge.”

June 23, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“If that wasn’t my sister, I would have had an erection.”

June 22, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“I’d bake the shit out of a cows vagina giving birth to a big Mac and present it to you.”

May 29, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“You’re like the worst Jew ever… Except Judas.”

May 28, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“We like hookers and blow… And hookers that blow!”

May 21, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“My buddy was robbed by a hooker in Hondoras once.”

May 19, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“I had to leave work early yesterday because I sharted.”

May 18, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“That just gave me douchebumps”

April 12, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

“Wings shaken in your semen would be more appetizing.”

April 5, 2015 ShitSaid AtABar 0

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“If you are really good to me, I’ll pop the zits on your face.”

“Have you worked out your hard titties today?”

“I got a blow job on the Haunted Mansion ride once.”

“I can’t afford a hooker, I’m a grad student. Besides that’s what interns are for.”

“So we dropped my sister off at college, and there was an old lady in a moo-moo throwing rocks at a cat. I just looked at her and said ‘You’re going to have so much fun here,’ and pulled off.”

“Unmoisten my pants?”

“I’m gonna butt-pound your mama’s baby maker!”

“I cry when I orgasm. It just happens that my tears are white and come out not my dick.”

“Is that a can of Raid? You got any balloons? I wanna do some whip-its…”

“I have a red rocket in the fridge.”

“If that wasn’t my sister, I would have had an erection.”

“I’d bake the shit out of a cows vagina giving birth to a big Mac and present it to you.”

“You’re like the worst Jew ever… Except Judas.”

“We like hookers and blow… And hookers that blow!”

“My buddy was robbed by a hooker in Hondoras once.”

“I had to leave work early yesterday because I sharted.”

“That just gave me douchebumps”

“Wings shaken in your semen would be more appetizing.”