All posts by TheAngryBartender

  • Double-Order Solution.

    If someone double-orders with another bartender they should have to leave, or put on a t-shirt that says “I’m too fucking stupid to order.” It’ll...

  • The Humanitarian Award Goes to…

    From a page member: So, these two well-dressed middle-aged men are drinking Captain and Cokes. Other side of the bar, two hookers.. The previous man...

  • The Obnoxious Sports Fan.

    Watching an obnoxious customer’s team lose shouldn’t be so satisfying, but fuck it is.

  • Everything Evens Out.

    I’m in an area that Hurricane Matthew effected badly. We lost power in most of my county for several days. I live just down the...

  • Service Industry Requirements.

    This job requires a lot of skills that people will never realize or give us credit for. Even just one bar to another may require...

  • I Want Peach Cobbler!

    I’m sorry, yes it is petty, but there is just something amazing when someone is proven wrong, disagrees, has it pointed out to them… And...

  • Sure, I’ll Be There 15 Minutes After Close.

    Last night’s favorite conversation. The place I work in is a small bar in Berlin, Germany and completely packed. A customer walks up to the...

  • Walk it Over?

    So this woman comes in, is completely bitchy about what our menu offers (you know, because we’re forcing her to eat there), places a to...

  • This Goes a Long Way.

    It really is people like this that not only make dealing with “less human” humans bearable, but really makes it all okay and this crazy...

  • Just Fucking Went for Gold.

    Well since it has been a trending topic I will share with you my favorite piss story. I rolled into a local dive after work...

  • So Brave.

    If he only had the guts to say it to her face. I bet he Yelps too.

  • The Only Gay Worker…

    So, I’m the only gay guy working in my (predominantly) straight run/owned/operated bar. I’m not there for being gay. I’m there because I’m a seasoned,...

  • Sometimes…

    And sometimes you’ve just gotta cut someone off because they’re rude as fuck, so fuck them.

  • You Sweat When You Eat Ice Cream!

    Oh yes, my boss owns multiple bars that take in more money in a year than you’ll earn in a lifetime… And you’re here crying...

  • Enjoy Your Game.

    So, a guy comes up to my bar and sits down. I go up to greet and serve him. I say “hey, how are you...

  • “I have a wristband.”

      You walk into a bar, get carded and the nice doorman (or woman) puts a wristband on you. Then, you come up to the...

  • My Heart is Happy.

    It had been about 9 months since I worked a full week at my bar. I moved away. I returned and they accepted me back...

  • What to Judge People on?

    As always, the industry has taught me never to judge someone by their race, sexual orientation, religious beliefs, their past mistakes, or how they dress....