All posts by TheAngryBartender
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Double-Order Solution.
If someone double-orders with another bartender they should have to leave, or put on a t-shirt that says “I’m too fucking stupid to order.” It’ll...
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The Humanitarian Award Goes to…
From a page member: So, these two well-dressed middle-aged men are drinking Captain and Cokes. Other side of the bar, two hookers.. The previous man...
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The Obnoxious Sports Fan.
Watching an obnoxious customer’s team lose shouldn’t be so satisfying, but fuck it is.
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Everything Evens Out.
I’m in an area that Hurricane Matthew effected badly. We lost power in most of my county for several days. I live just down the...
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Service Industry Requirements.
This job requires a lot of skills that people will never realize or give us credit for. Even just one bar to another may require...
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I Want Peach Cobbler!
I’m sorry, yes it is petty, but there is just something amazing when someone is proven wrong, disagrees, has it pointed out to them… And...
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Sure, I’ll Be There 15 Minutes After Close.
Last night’s favorite conversation. The place I work in is a small bar in Berlin, Germany and completely packed. A customer walks up to the...
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Walk it Over?
So this woman comes in, is completely bitchy about what our menu offers (you know, because we’re forcing her to eat there), places a to...
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This Goes a Long Way.
It really is people like this that not only make dealing with “less human” humans bearable, but really makes it all okay and this crazy...
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Just Fucking Went for Gold.
Well since it has been a trending topic I will share with you my favorite piss story. I rolled into a local dive after work...
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So Brave.
If he only had the guts to say it to her face. I bet he Yelps too.
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The Only Gay Worker…
So, I’m the only gay guy working in my (predominantly) straight run/owned/operated bar. I’m not there for being gay. I’m there because I’m a seasoned,...
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Sometimes…
And sometimes you’ve just gotta cut someone off because they’re rude as fuck, so fuck them.
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You Sweat When You Eat Ice Cream!
Oh yes, my boss owns multiple bars that take in more money in a year than you’ll earn in a lifetime… And you’re here crying...
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Enjoy Your Game.
So, a guy comes up to my bar and sits down. I go up to greet and serve him. I say “hey, how are you...
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“I have a wristband.”
You walk into a bar, get carded and the nice doorman (or woman) puts a wristband on you. Then, you come up to the...
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My Heart is Happy.
It had been about 9 months since I worked a full week at my bar. I moved away. I returned and they accepted me back...
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What to Judge People on?
As always, the industry has taught me never to judge someone by their race, sexual orientation, religious beliefs, their past mistakes, or how they dress....
