A little tweet, thanking Chad for being a good sport, and reminding Karen that no one wants to live, laugh, love. Well, maybe we do, but she doesn’t deserve to.
I’ve gotta say, it’s awesome to see all the sentiment towards shoppings local, and mom and pop, etc. And I go to places (bars) based on which friends/regulars are working usually being the major factor. […]
Yeah… Maybe I’m drunk, but I’m pretty sure my dog talked.
Woman: Change this shit, no one is watching hockey! One of the 9 guys at my bar watching hockey: Shut up you miserable tumbleweed. Well… alright. He wins the free drink of the night award.
“This drink is so good my mom’s panties just got wet.”
“Why are we protesting circumcisions? Who wants their dick to wear a turtle neck?”
“I have no dick or ass. I basically have two inies.”
Well, a lady calls on Blackout Wednesday and tries to make reservations for Thanksgiving: Lady: “Hi, I’d like to make a reservation for tomorrow at 6pm for 14.” “I’m sorry, we’re closed for Thanksgiving so […]
“My problem is I’m never my type’s type”.
The best no-hesitation, quick-fire comeback I’ve heard in a while. At my bar – Girl: You’d be really hot if you were taller. Guy: You’d be really pretty if you had a different face.
Coworker: I can’t find this woman’s tab? Me: Which? Coworker: The one with the soup? Me: I haven’t served soup. Coworker: Her over there -points at a table- Me: That’s a salad… Coworker: Holy fuck, […]