Conversations

We’ve Peaked.

“I’m not slow dancing with you behind the bar. That means we’ve peaked, and I’m not ready for that.” “You say peak. I say rock bottom.” “One person’s premature ejaculation is another’s guaranteed child support […]

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The 80’s Girl

“Why does that chick look like she belongs in a Motley Crüe or Poison video?” “Because she does. I’m pretty sure she’s still taking quaaludes from ’82.” “Her mom definitely sucked David Lee Roth’s dick.”