And that is how you get cutoff before you even get your first drink of the night.
There must be some sort of a mistake here because my friends all tip.
A wise man once said… An off-duty bartender may know more than you’d like to think.
I can sort of picture this whole scene, granted dressed to the nines and NASCAR could mean different things I guess…
Even if you can’t dance, it doesn’t mean you can’t shake it to make it.
Can I get a hallelujah from the congregation?
Yeah, I get what you’re doing… You want to sound like you know what you’re talking about and instead you let us know you’re a superhero.
If you’re hands are shaking and you’re wearing sunglasses inside, maybe you shouldn’t be cutting the fruit…
True story. I probably would enjoy seeing a picture of my face when I looked up and saw that customer.
I really do mean this, I don’t care if you’re lazy, bad at math, or trying to be funny. But, if you tip like this, I’ll do all your math for you.
No, you don’t have to try. I tell you what, we will do give and take. You try to sneak someone in, if you fail and we catch you, we get to punch your mother.
This is one of the hardest skill to master. I definitely get worried when I get a text message or phone call from a coworker on a day off.
I’m not sure how many other jobs this would fly at… I feel some people should give it a try and report their findings back to us.