Yes, there is a line, but there is also the reality that if I work a shift and am not touched inappropriately then I assume someone, or everyone, is mad at me.
And that is how you get cutoff before you even get your first drink of the night.
I’m going to assume this person was trying to be funny… or they were drunk… or… Well, at least they dated it.
There must be some sort of a mistake here because my friends all tip.
A wise man once said… An off-duty bartender may know more than you’d like to think.
I can sort of picture this whole scene, granted dressed to the nines and NASCAR could mean different things I guess…
Even if you can’t dance, it doesn’t mean you can’t shake it to make it.
Can I get a hallelujah from the congregation?
Yeah, I get what you’re doing… You want to sound like you know what you’re talking about and instead you let us know you’re a superhero.
If you’re hands are shaking and you’re wearing sunglasses inside, maybe you shouldn’t be cutting the fruit…
True story. I probably would enjoy seeing a picture of my face when I looked up and saw that customer.
I really do mean this, I don’t care if you’re lazy, bad at math, or trying to be funny. But, if you tip like this, I’ll do all your math for you.
Another handwriting expert was called in on this one and has decided that the signer suffers from too many hugs from their uncle.
No, you don’t have to try. I tell you what, we will do give and take. You try to sneak someone in, if you fail and we catch you, we get to punch your mother.