Stories
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Your Niece?
Working open to close today, which sucks anyway, but sucks even more due to daylight savings time tonight, anyway… my first customers are two...
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But I’m the Asshole.
I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...
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“I am so honored to meet you! Your Holiness!”
So this just happened… It’s my day off. I sat down at my favorite little taco place for a taco and beer before I hit...
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Hey, Everyone Has An Off Day…
I mean, we all make mistakes. Plus, at least they did label it. With that said, as long as they can laugh at it later,...
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That’s A Brave Note You Left.
Okay, so the story behind this is just that people suck sometimes. I gave great service tonight. I busted major-ass for this couple. The girl...
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You Made The Bartender Blush…
I like he size of your tip sir…
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The Fast Food Timer.
Guy comes up, orders some to-go food: “Okay, cool, come back in 10 minutes and I’ll have it here for you.” He comes back… oh…...
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The Work-Dream, Double-Clopen?
We all get work dreams. My classic one is the beer cooler that will not empty. When I serve all the beers I can leave,...
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Here Comes Journey.
I give them credit for calling it, but lets face it, this one was a little easy.
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Everything Evens Out.
I’m in an area that Hurricane Matthew effected badly. We lost power in most of my county for several days. I live just down the...
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The Basic Hot Chick.
You’ve gotta love the “basic hot chick,” fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs. One comes up and orders a Captain and Coke. Me:...
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I Want Peach Cobbler!
I’m sorry, yes it is petty, but there is just something amazing when someone is proven wrong, disagrees, has it pointed out to them… And...
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You Have What In Your Ass?
Still not the weirdest thing someone has woken up with inside them after a night of drinking.
