Stories

  • The Beard Trim.

    “I’ll slice your beard off with a dick-shaped knife. Don’t fuck with me.”

  • I’m not mad.

    “I want to be mad my mom is a whore, but if she wasn’t, I’d never have been born.”

  • Do the right thing.

    “My wife wanted me to get a vasectomy, and I said fuck no. But when my girlfriend suggested it, I realized it was the right...

  • If I Need Help I Really Will Ask!

    We, for the most part, appreciate if you want to help, but really… If we need help, we will ask for it. A plethora of...

  • Can You Match My Pay?

    Yeah, I mean when you only make fake money at your fake job, I guess it can still add up.

  • Always Look on the Bright Side.

    Well, this one one way to look on the bright side. With that said, I definitely do not want to know what the patio looked...

  • These Guests Have Their Priorities Straight!

    You’ve really got to love guests who have their priorities in order. The first person rescued should be the bartender… Okay, maybe the bride goes first....

  • The Humanitarian Award Goes to…

    From a page member: So, these two well-dressed middle-aged men are drinking Captain and Cokes. Other side of the bar, two hookers.. The previous man...

  • Your Niece?

      Working open to close today, which sucks anyway, but sucks even more due to daylight savings time tonight, anyway… my first customers are two...

  • But I’m the Asshole.

     I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...

  • “I am so honored to meet you! Your Holiness!”

    So this just happened… It’s my day off. I sat down at my favorite little taco place for a taco and beer before I hit...

  • Hey, Everyone Has An Off Day…

    I mean, we all make mistakes. Plus, at least they did label it. With that said, as long as they can laugh at it later,...

  • That’s A Brave Note You Left.

    Okay, so the story behind this is just that people suck sometimes. I gave great service tonight. I busted major-ass for this couple. The girl...