Stories

  • Your Niece?

      Working open to close today, which sucks anyway, but sucks even more due to daylight savings time tonight, anyway… my first customers are two...

  • But I’m the Asshole.

     I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...

  • “I am so honored to meet you! Your Holiness!”

    So this just happened… It’s my day off. I sat down at my favorite little taco place for a taco and beer before I hit...

  • Hey, Everyone Has An Off Day…

    I mean, we all make mistakes. Plus, at least they did label it. With that said, as long as they can laugh at it later,...

  • That’s A Brave Note You Left.

    Okay, so the story behind this is just that people suck sometimes. I gave great service tonight. I busted major-ass for this couple. The girl...

  • You Made The Bartender Blush…

    I like he size of your tip sir…

  • The Fast Food Timer.

    Guy comes up, orders some to-go food: “Okay, cool, come back in 10 minutes and I’ll have it here for you.” He comes back… oh…...

  • The Work-Dream, Double-Clopen?

    We all get work dreams. My classic one is the beer cooler that will not empty. When I serve all the beers I can leave,...

  • Here Comes Journey.

    I give them credit for calling it, but lets face it, this one was a little easy.

  • Everything Evens Out.

    I’m in an area that Hurricane Matthew effected badly. We lost power in most of my county for several days. I live just down the...

  • The Basic Hot Chick.

    You’ve gotta love the “basic hot chick,” fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs. One comes up and orders a Captain and Coke. Me:...

  • I Want Peach Cobbler!

    I’m sorry, yes it is petty, but there is just something amazing when someone is proven wrong, disagrees, has it pointed out to them… And...

  • You Have What In Your Ass?

    Still not the weirdest thing someone has woken up with inside them after a night of drinking.