The good, the bad, the ugly and the great. Stories from bartenders and servers from all over.
A woman came in today to apply for a kitchen position we were advertising. On her application, under past employment, in the reasons for leaving, she listed: “I stabbed the sous-chef. He didn’t like my […]
The phone rings. Person I hope to never meet in person: “Is there a time late you allow people in under 21?” Me, really confused: “So, is there a point, later in the night, when […]
Best comment of the night: “Let me know how she tips. I’m trying to decide if I’m attracted to her or not, and that’s going to put her over-the-top.”
From a page member. My boyfriend and I have been in the industry for most of our lives. Tonight we both reheated leftovers and scarfed them down standing next to each other at the counter. […]
Someone just asked me what the “worst thing” I’ve ever served was. So, a guy comes up: Guy: “Do you have something awful?” Me: “Define awful.” Guy: “Tastes bad. Will get you fucked up.” Me: […]
Why do you hate people so much? Well, they act like this, for starters. From a page member: I wanted to share a story from couple of weeks ago. I work in a pub. Lots […]
I love that we end up hearing everything, but it’s those times you catch stuff out of context, and this is what I caught. Lady at my bar: “ Why do I need to have […]
This was sent in from Matt (Obviously) during the Covid-19 shut down, when we definitely all needed a bit of some positive in our lives. Thank you Matt!
Woman: Change this shit, no one is watching hockey! One of the 9 guys at my bar watching hockey: Shut up you miserable tumbleweed. Well… alright. He wins the free drink of the night award.
So I’m at a friend’s restaurant for lunch, and this guy at the bar is complaining about a dish, using the word “bland” multiple times like it’s a weapon he can use to cause pain, […]
Tonight I got the: Asshole: “Whiskey coke, more whiskey than coke.” Me: “So you want a double?” Asshole: “How much is a double.” I tell them. Twice as much as a single. Yes, I know […]
From a page member: So, I’m tending bar in upstate New York and this Canadian woman is just being a complete cunt everyone. Jumping into any and all conversations, basically disagreeing with you if you […]
“I’ll pee in front of my boy dog, but not my girl dog. I’m not a heathen.”
From a page member: I guess file this under shit said by an angry owner. After someone was upset about prices and said ‘I should get what I want, I pay the mortgage here!’ Our […]
A story from a page member: A woman had a seizure in the middle of our restaurant, and while most people tried to be helpful, or at least let people try and help her, one […]
“Opinions are like assholes, some of them stink and should never see the light of day.”
Well, a lady calls on Blackout Wednesday and tries to make reservations for Thanksgiving: Lady: “Hi, I’d like to make a reservation for tomorrow at 6pm for 14.” “I’m sorry, we’re closed for Thanksgiving so […]
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