The good, the bad, the ugly and the great. Stories from bartenders and servers from all over.
Customer at bar: -Talks about their dog- Dude at the bar: “it’s just a dog, no one cares.” Bartender: “Someone would notice their dog missing before they noticed you were.”
“I’ll slice your beard off with a dick-shaped knife. Don’t fuck with me.”
“I want to be mad my mom is a whore, but if she wasn’t, I’d never have been born.”
“My wife wanted me to get a vasectomy, and I said fuck no. But when my girlfriend suggested it, I realized it was the right thing to do.”
The best no-hesitation, quick-fire comeback I’ve heard in a while. At my bar – Girl: You’d be really hot if you were taller. Guy: You’d be really pretty if you had a different face.
From a page member: The best videos are sometimes work footage. After closing Tuesday and everyone had gone, I watched the screen as a woman in a sun dress casually walked right into the restaurant, […]
Coworker: I can’t find this woman’s tab? Me: Which? Coworker: The one with the soup? Me: I haven’t served soup. Coworker: Her over there -points at a table- Me: That’s a salad… Coworker: Holy fuck, […]
From a page member: Had to share this because it was just so obnoxious and strange. Ridiculously slammed because it was Valentine’s Day. A 6 top comes in, no reservation, of course. Long story short, […]
“He looks like Fat Kanye, if Fat Kanye was a lesbian who moonlights as a sexual predator.”