A woman came in today to apply for a kitchen position we were advertising. On her application, under past employment, in the reasons for leaving, she listed: “I stabbed the sous-chef. He didn’t like my […]
Best comment of the night: “Let me know how she tips. I’m trying to decide if I’m attracted to her or not, and that’s going to put her over-the-top.”
Woman: Change this shit, no one is watching hockey! One of the 9 guys at my bar watching hockey: Shut up you miserable tumbleweed. Well… alright. He wins the free drink of the night award.
From a page member: So, I’m tending bar in upstate New York and this Canadian woman is just being a complete cunt everyone. Jumping into any and all conversations, basically disagreeing with you if you […]
The best no-hesitation, quick-fire comeback I’ve heard in a while. At my bar – Girl: You’d be really hot if you were taller. Guy: You’d be really pretty if you had a different face.
Coworker: I can’t find this woman’s tab? Me: Which? Coworker: The one with the soup? Me: I haven’t served soup. Coworker: Her over there -points at a table- Me: That’s a salad… Coworker: Holy fuck, […]