Yeah… Maybe I’m drunk, but I’m pretty sure my dog talked.
Woman: Change this shit, no one is watching hockey! One of the 9 guys at my bar watching hockey: Shut up you miserable tumbleweed. Well… alright. He wins the free drink of the night award.
“I’m not the town whore, I’m the town slut. Get that shit right.”
From a page member: So, I’m tending bar in upstate New York and this Canadian woman is just being a complete cunt everyone. Jumping into any and all conversations, basically disagreeing with you if you […]
“I’ll pee in front of my boy dog, but not my girl dog. I’m not a heathen.”
“I love when my farts go to the beat of this song.”
“You mixed up cauterized and sodomized. Again!”
“I’m in AA so I don’t drink that much.”
“I’m going to write a book about how to properly use your cock, and call it a dicktionary.”
“I think everyone who has ever said ‘I have a reputation to uphold’, while sitting at a bar, doesn’t realize that reputation is the village idiot.”
“You’re sucking on bush-hairs tonight bro, not mine, but you are.”
“Opinions are like assholes, some of them stink and should never see the light of day.”