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Here’s Your Whiskey 007, Now Shut the Fuck Up!
Five bar patrons come and sit at my bar. They are all restaurant employees. A freshly 21 year old orders, and I quote, “A double shot of crown, shaken, not stirred.” I turn and give […]
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I Hope Your Shirt Goes Well With Your Cuffs.
Douche bags…every bar has them…this one decided to visit the lounge I work at last night,take off his shirt and act like fucking moron. Then as my manager asked him put his shirtback on, he […]
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Maybe We Shouldn’t Set Stuff on Fire…
One busy night, at the end of the night, we had turned up the lights and yelled that the crowd had 600 seconds to finish’em up, when all the lights went out. I immediately grabbed […]
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Do They Even Make Those Anymore…?
So we’re hosting a big party and a guy asks me: “What kind of Seagrams do you have?” Me: “We have VO, 7 Crown,….” Guy: “No, I mean wine coolers, like Bartles & James” Me: […]
Shit Said At A Bar
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Make it Strong…
A guy walks into my bar… No seriously he did… He asks for a Dewars on the rocks, and he proceeds to say, “Put something in it!” So I say, “But you asked for it […]
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Service Was Great But… We Just Want Free Shit.
Service was great… We didn’t think the food was very good… So, instead of having the balls to speak up, because we probably can’t explain why the food wasn’t good, it was realistically just fine, […]
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Read My Lips! We All Pay Taxes!
This one is short and sweet. Sent to me about a year ago, this was the tip a page member received after they wouldn’t discount this person’s check. Why did they ask/expect to be discounted […]
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The Little Things.
I received this photo along with this message: A customer was too hammered to drive home,so I called a taxi for him and paid for it. There is some humanity left in the world.
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Sometimes Your Customers Are Family.
This is my favorite story. I’ll re-share it from time to time: A while back, had a couple of regulars for over 3 years. This older couple literally followed me from place to place. Whether […]
Articles
ID Etiquette
Welcome to my first column. I’m honored that The Angry Bartender invited me to contribute to the page, and I’ll do my best to maintain the spirit of the community. Alot of what I’m going […]
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The Kinds of Non-Tippers
This was one of the first really great messages I was sent in when I started the Facebook page. It’s from Josh, and I never posted it to Facebook because I knew I needed to […]
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Choking On My Chicken Bone.
So, tonight at work a woman started choking on a chicken bone. As I called 911, the man that reported the incident ran into our kitchen, screaming call 911. My female manager, knowing I was […]