Strike-Out Lines

What’s a Strike-Out Line? It’s a horrible attempt at a pick-up line that has no chance of working. These are some of the lines our page members have submitted:

 

• You have pretty small tits for a fat chick!
• Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
• -Guy drops a sugar packet on the floor- Ma’am you dropped your name tag.
• You must be from Ireland, because every time I see you the size of my dick is Dublin.
• Girl, you so sexy you make me wanna a…lick my elbows.
• Hey baby, thanks for the wet panties. (One female to another.)
• You look just like my ex-wife!
• I want to ruin your body with babies!
• You are so pretty… You look like my cousin.
• You owe me a beer ‘cuz when you walked in I dropped the one I was drinking.
• You wanna go get a Jell-O pudding pop with me?
• Is your husband married?
• You remind me of a Sudoku puzzle, ‘cuz even if you’re hard, I’m gonna finish you in 30 seconds.
• If I was a dog, I’d pee on your leg.
• You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
• Hey girl, why don’t you and I order a pizza and go fuck? What, you don’t like pizza?
• You wanna come watch porn on my 100″ HD mirror?
• What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and my dick? You can’t have my cheeseburger!
• Hello Pumpkin, my name is Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
• Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see?
• Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants?
• Girl, if you were a booger I’d pick you!
• I’ve heard fat chicks are better in bed, care to prove it?
• My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. Oh… you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
• You have the prettiest mouth I’d ever want to cum across.
• Your legs look like Thanksgiving and Christmas… I’d like to eat between the holidays.
• We have a love hate relationship – I’d love to fuck you, but I hate that you may not let me…
• Have you heard what scientists are saying? Theirs only 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

 

And here are a few where a few lines are needed:

 

Guy: “Hey, can I get your number?”
Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I have a math test tomorrow.”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.”

 

Guy: “Mmmm baby, I want you.”
Girl: “And I want you… to go away.”

 

Guy: “You going to the barbecue?”
Girl: “What barbecue?”
Guy: “The one where I put my meat on your grill.”