Strike-Out Lines

What’s a Strike-Out Line? It’s a horrible attempt at a pick-up line that has no chance of working. These are some of the lines our page members have submitted:

 

  • You have pretty small tits for a fat chick!
  • Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • -Guy drops a sugar packet on the floor- Ma’am you dropped your name tag.
  • You must be from Ireland, because every time I see you the size of my dick is Dublin.
  • Girl, you so sexy you make me wanna a…lick my elbows.
  • Hey baby, thanks for the wet panties. (One female to another.)
  • You look just like my ex-wife!
  • I want to ruin your body with babies!
  • You are so pretty… You look like my cousin.
  • You owe me a beer ‘cuz when you walked in I dropped the one I was drinking.
  • You wanna go get a Jell-O pudding pop with me?
  • Is your husband married?
  • You remind me of a Sudoku puzzle, ‘cuz even if you’re hard, I’m gonna finish you in 30 seconds.
  • If I was a dog, I’d pee on your leg.
  • You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
  • Hey girl, why don’t you and I order a pizza and go fuck? What, you don’t like pizza?
  • You wanna come watch porn on my 100″ HD mirror?
  • What’s the difference between a cheeseburger and my dick? You can’t have my cheeseburger!
  • Hello Pumpkin, my name is Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.
  • Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see?
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants?
  • Girl, if you were a booger I’d pick you!
  • I’ve heard fat chicks are better in bed, care to prove it?
  • My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. Oh… you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
  • You have the prettiest mouth I’d ever want to cum across.
  • Your legs look like Thanksgiving and Christmas… I’d like to eat between the holidays.
  • We have a love hate relationship – I’d love to fuck you, but I hate that you may not let me…
  • Have you heard what scientists are saying? Theirs only 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

 

And here are a few where a few lines are needed:

 

Guy: “Hey, can I get your number?”
Girl: “I have a boyfriend.”
Guy: “I have a math test tomorrow.”

Girl: “What?”
Guy: “I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on.”

 

Guy: “Mmmm baby, I want you.”
Girl: “And I want you… to go away.”

 

Guy: “You going to the barbecue?”
Girl: “What barbecue?”
Guy: “The one where I put my meat on your grill.”