“Do I have to have a hemorrhoid for you to bite my asshole?”
“I don’t want you to lick my asshole. The only thing I want you to lick is an electrical socket.”
“That guy doesn’t have an asshole.”
I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that slide.
If he only had the guts to say it to her face. I bet he Yelps too.
I worked the industry from ’92-’02, around the coastal Alabama/Panhandle area. I had my first child in ’03, followed by another in ’05. Fast forward to today: We now live in north Mississippi, but own […]