All posts tagged "asshole"

  • But I’m the Asshole.

     I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...

  • So Brave.

    If he only had the guts to say it to her face. I bet he Yelps too.

  • “You didn’t bring me any butter!!!”

    I worked the industry from ’92-’02, around the coastal Alabama/Panhandle area. I had my first child in ’03, followed by another in ’05. Fast forward...

  • Hopefully Karma Gets This Prick

    Just another message I was sent displaying how some people can just be walking pieces of shit. I love his little line “Tip for champions.”...

  • Fucking Disgusting

    It’s really the shit like this. I love when people say “Well, they’re young, we were like that.” No, I was never, ever, like this....

  • Your Wife Must Like Small Tips.

    This was in reference to a meme I posted from The Bitchy Waiter about saying “You’re Welcome!” to people who don’t say thank you. I...

  • Yes, Please Make Fun Of My Disability, Asshole.

    He’s a story from my night. 13 years bartending and this scenario (while isolated to only a small portion of bartenders) always pisses me off....

  • And Then There’s Garbage Like This.

      The thing is we’ll never know what the total was. Maybe it was $112, or maybe it was $12 and the person who did...

  • Happy Monday.

    It’s not like we’d like to get your order right is it? I guess that makes all of us assholes.