All posts tagged "bar sign"

  • The Grouch Fee.

    I feel every establishment not only needs this sign, but needs to enforce it.

  • Why The Dirty Table?

    Every. Single. Fucking. Time. 39 clean tables, 1 dirty one that someone got up from not 18 seconds ago… What do they pick?

  • Prepare To Die!

    The Princess Bride and telling people the rules… combing two of my favorite things.

  • Sprechen Die Deutsche?

    No, no… Saturday is German for “I regret signup up for this job until I count tips… Then it’s worth it.” I also don’t speak...

  • Rules To Live By!

    How to get me into your bar: Step 1 – Post this sign. Step 2 – Have a door leading into your bar.

  • I Like Carrots…

    Can I get some carrot sticks along with $2 Well Drinks?

  • How I Wish…

    I don’t know about you, but I think it’s a pretty clever (and well done) sign.

  • I’m Sold. Let’s Have A Drink.

    They had me at number 2…

  • You Won’t Believe What We’ve Seen.

    The sign really does sum up our world quite nicely…