All posts tagged "bathroom"

  • These Guests Have Their Priorities Straight!

    You’ve really got to love guests who have their priorities in order. The first person rescued should be the bartender… Okay, maybe the bride goes first....

  • People Suck.

    It’s the things like this that people don’t understand. We deal with it. We clean it up. We try to explain it to our owners,...

  • The Star of Shit Show.

    I used to say when you were drunk the real you comes out. Maybe I’m right, maybe I’m wrong. Things like this give me some...

  • Somebody Left a Phone and Something…

     I guess she really needed to… multi-task. She must have had one hell of an emergency if she left her… phone behind.

  • Vomit-Jager-Heineken

    I never… Ever want to know how that tasted. Nor do I believe it should be a scent for a candle.

  • Oh, You’re So Sneaky.

    Yeah, this basically sums up most Saturdays. Cheap, weekend warriors who can’t really afford to be out drinking anyway.

  • We Weren’t Exaggerating.

    No, it’s not much of an exaggeration, not very long goes by that I either don’t have a story where someone uses the floor as...

  • Its Not Crack!

    My manager realized two guys went into the bathroom together. So she knocked on the door and no response. Gets the key and opens to...

  • Faith Restored… Oh Wait…

    Last weekend I was tipped $4 on a $1 bag of chips, my faith in humanity was temporarily restored, then we walked into this during...

  • But I’m Awake Now!

    A customer reported to me that there was a woman passed out and unresponsive in the Men’s Bathroom. Never served her, never saw her. Apparently...

  • Had a man get pissed off because I asked for his ID. So this is what he did to our bathroom… What a dick! I...

  • There’s A Problem In The Bathroom!

    Last night our doorguys get called into the bathroom because of a guy in the handicapped stall. (Why is it always the handicapped stall?) They...