All posts tagged "cheap"

  • Thank You For The Honesty.

    I’ll always do the honest thing, and it pays off way better in the long run, but people like this really make it hard sometimes.

  • That Will Be Your Last Beer Here.

    We have one particular regular who always complains about prices. Well, we just did a price change because the cost of supplies and product goes...

  • I Don’t Want To Pay For A Double.

    So for people who don’t believe the light ice and splash of mixer stories are just a lame way of asking for more alcohol here...

  • The Familiar

    From a page member, they say familiar, I say incidental, either way they were kind enough to throw in a definition for those who didn’t...

  • It’s Not Only In Bars

    It’s everywhere. Bars. Gas Stations. In church. Probably in space.

  • There Is Always A Bad Apple.

    I always say, industry members that tip like shit are awful at their jobs, don’t make any money, and will never really be one of...

  • Maybe Learn To Spell Music…

    They came in at 10:45 pm on a Saturday night, 14 top, no prior warning, and didn’t tip because the music was too loud apparently....

  • Do You Have French Fries?

    This lady is looking at our menu. “Do you have fries, I don’t see them anywhere?” It probably mentions fries about 9 times in the...

  • Where’s the Special Appetizer Menu?

    A woman had a fit because we don’t have an “Appetizer Menu.” I pointed out the appetizer section on our menu, it’s easy to miss...

  • All Over 35 Cents.

    Last week I had a guy call in a “To Go” order for Chicken Strips and French fries… As if his food selection wasn’t enough...

  • At Least I Can Count My Money.

    So, guy comes up, gets a beer… “It’s $3.50.” He counts out some dollar bills, “Keep the change!” Thinks he gives me $4, I count...

  • No, No… We’re Sharing.

    One of my servers had a table ask for a sweet tea and an extra glass with some ice and two straws. The server told...

  • So You Think You Can Take the Bartender Home?

    Dumbass guys always want to know how to pick up the bartender. True, it’s not easy to take home the extra hot, a little drunk,...