All posts tagged "cut off"

  • Just Fucking Went for Gold.

    Well since it has been a trending topic I will share with you my favorite piss story. I rolled into a local dive after work...

  • Sometimes…

    And sometimes you’ve just gotta cut someone off because they’re rude as fuck, so fuck them.

  • Dude, Call The Cops!

    I am always suspicious if you come in and act like you’ve been here before and I’ve never seen you. I automatically think you’re trying...

  • Douche Of The Night:

    For your enjoyment, douche of the night: So I cut him off and he walks up to sign his credit card slip and says “so...

  • I Need A Strong Amaretto Sour!

    Guy comes up… “Miller Lite and an Amaretto and Sour… Make it strong!” A few thoughts cross my mind, but I go with… “So you...

  • A For Effort.

    It’s like the old bar joke, “A guy comes into a bar, but is too drunk to be served. Ten minutes later he comes back...

  • Sorry Sir, You’re Too Stupid To Drink Water.

    Guy comes in, sits at my bar. I greet him, ask him if I could get him a drink, start to tell him the drink...

  • “Thanks for cutting me off.”

    The customer was pissed they were cut off. It says, “Thanks for cutting me off.” The smiley face definitely makes it okay.

  • “You Pee’d on Someone…”

    Witnessed at a bar: Tender: I can’t serve you anymore. Patron: Really? Tender : Yeah, you just peed on someone.