All posts tagged "Entitled"

  • Everything Evens Out.

    I’m in an area that Hurricane Matthew effected badly. We lost power in most of my county for several days. I live just down the...

  • Sure, I’ll Be There 15 Minutes After Close.

    Last night’s favorite conversation. The place I work in is a small bar in Berlin, Germany and completely packed. A customer walks up to the...

  • Not Up In Here

    As I’m talking to a customer, trying to get him cashed out, a guy walks up… “Hey, I’ll be with you in just a second...

  • Dear Once A Month Customer

    Dear dude I see maybe once a month… You know I’m going to get a card from you, so that little disappointing look in your...

  • You Only Missed Last Call By Fifteen Minutes.

    Why is last call so hard to understand?

  • Does She Wipe For You Too?

    First customers last night. (It’s not always the first… But fuck me, it’s always seems it’s the first.) A couple. The girl seems very polite....

  • I Don’t Tell You How To Work The Corner!

    – I’d like to preface this: I stand by the fact that a job is a job, so you won’t (usually) see me making fun...

  • Sometimes You Play It Perfectly.

    So, tonight I had a group of 12-15 stroll on up to my already packed bar 6 minutes before close and immediately start yelling at...

  • Get Ready for a Bad Yelp Review!

    Tonight pretty much every entitled kid with daddy’s credit card came to my bar tonight, already wasted. My “favorite” group stumbled in and ordered 2...

  • Can I get a Redheaded Slut?!?

    I had a young 21 ditzy blonde (very pretty, very cheap) who was drinking free on a party bracelet and not tipping anything on her...

  • 2 Hags Walk Into a Bar…

    So these two women come into my bar, sit down and I greet them. They ask for a drink menu and I give them one...