All posts tagged "message to the angry bartender"

  • I’ll Show You A Light.

    And that  is how you get cutoff before you even get your first drink of the night.

  • I Don’t Want Or Need It.

    There must be some sort of a mistake here because my friends all tip.

  • I Need To Drown My Sorrows.

    A wise man once said… An off-duty bartender may know more than you’d like to think.

  • Dressed To The Nines

    I can sort of picture this whole scene, granted dressed to the nines and NASCAR could mean different things I guess…

  • Okay Super Girl…

    Yeah, I get what you’re doing… You want to sound like you know what you’re talking about and instead you let us know you’re a...

  • Put The Knife Down…

    If you’re hands are shaking and you’re wearing sunglasses inside, maybe you shouldn’t be cutting the fruit…

  • Trapped At Sea With A Shitty Customer

    True story. I probably would enjoy seeing a picture of my face when I looked up and saw that customer.

  • Do Math

    I really do mean this, I don’t care if you’re lazy, bad at math, or trying to be funny. But, if you tip like this,...

  • It’s Income Tax Season

    It’s like taxes and death… well it actually is taxes… Income tax season will come, and it will bring the budget ballers who all of...

  • Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor

    As much as some people will laugh at this, when I was sent this message all I could do is think how realistic this is....

  • Pick A Number From 1 – 5.

    This truly is a prime example of how one awesome person can make up for a slew of horrible people. Cheers to people like this...

  • You Had To Try?!?

    No, you don’t have to try. I tell you what, we will do give and take. You try to sneak someone in, if you fail...

  • I’m Overtired.

    I think my two sleepiest days were when I plugged one end of the charger into my phone and tried to plug the other end...

  • 48 Hours Of Peace.

    This is one of the hardest skill to master. I definitely get worried when I get a text message or phone call from a coworker...

  • Stupid Double Standards

    I’m not sure how many other jobs this would fly at… I feel some people should give it a try and report their findings back...

  • Stay Angry, Over Tip, Get Love.

    Lets face it, if you are ever asked to bartender an industry Christmas party, especially one at your regular hangout, you’ve hit the actual jackpot....

  • Hopefully Karma Gets This Prick

    Just another message I was sent displaying how some people can just be walking pieces of shit. I love his little line “Tip for champions.”...

  • I’ll Take A Sex On The Beach

     Here is the thing more people need to understand and accept: If you tell us to make what we drink… You may not like what...