“Listen bro, your mom hits and fucks harder than you, so whatever reason you want to go outside, you’re going to end up crying.”
“Show me your mom’s vagina cam?!?”
“I feel bad for my mom. Nothing happened or anything, but she really thinks Papa John’s is good pizza. She doesn’t realize she’s only in love with his garlic sauce.”
What, just because someone is a mom they can’t enjoy a good, old-fashioned lap-dance?
One of the best walkouts I’ve ever had, a mom, daughter and daughter’s boyfriend come in, “Hey it’s my mom’s birthday what do you do?” I say unless you’re registered in our reward system, nothing. […]