All posts tagged "no ID"

  • But I’m the Asshole.

     I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...

  • The Horror Show.

    Tonight a group of ten or so walk in, the first woman has no ID. Me: “Sorry, I’ve got to see an ID.” Her: “But...

  • Three Teenagers Walk Into A Bar…

    Three teenagers walk in- Me: Hey, how’s it going? You have your ID? Them: We want three of your strongest beers. Like Heineken. Me: Cool....

  • The Fine Upstanding Citizen.

    Yeah, it’s not like it says “not valid ID” on it does it…?

  • I’ll Feed You Baby Bird.

    Two kids come in to my bar for shots. One has ID and the other doesn’t. I tell him to please wait outside, that we...

  • Don’t Piss off a Bartender in a Small Town.

    I work in a small tourist town on the California coast where there’s only a half dozen places to drink. I had a group of...