All posts tagged "no idea what I’m ordering"

  • Are You New?

    Twatwaffle: “Can I get a Coors?” Me: “Here ya go, $4.50.” TW: “Uhh this isn’t what I ordered and it tastes funny… It should have...

  • I Don’t Know What It’s Called?

    I had a customer today who ordered by saying: “I want a drink, but I don’t know what it’s called…” So, I replied, “Okay, tell...

  • What’s On Tap?

    “What do you have on tap?” “Bud, Bud Light, Heineken and Blue Moon.” “I’ll take a pitcher of Coors Light.”

  • I Want The Tanqueray Now.

    Lady orders a Tanqueray. Me: Do you want tonic, OJ, on the rocks…? Lady: (Bewildered expression) I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ll just...

  • Sir, You Order Like An Idiot.

    “Can I get two Rum and Cokes, a Diet Coke and a plain Coke. I return with two Rum and Cokes… A Diet Coke and...

  • I’d Like To Complain That My Drink Is Correct.

    Yeah, I really hate when the drink I order tastes exactly like it’s supposed to.

  • Sambuca and What?

    2 young girls at bar order Sambuca, clearly not knowing what it was. When the shots arrive they say, oh its a shot. I can’t...

  • I Want Some Sort Of Russian.

    I’m pretty sure this guy expected it to be, well, “browner”… so he really should have just ordered a Kahlua and Cream.

  • So You Want A Gin And Tonic…

    Chick walks in, orders a Gin Martini. OK, great, any particular type of gin? “What do you suggest?” Well, If I’m drinking a martini, I...

  • Whatever it is… I’ll Take Two!

    A man that ordered the Seared Ahi called me over to complain that it was not cooked . I explained as politely as possible what...