All posts tagged "no tip"

  • Walk it Over?

    So this woman comes in, is completely bitchy about what our menu offers (you know, because we’re forcing her to eat there), places a to...

  • My Landlord Doesn’t Accept Bibles.

    I wonder how much it’ll be worth in ten years if we deposit it into savings account…

  • I Don’t Want Or Need It.

    There must be some sort of a mistake here because my friends all tip.

  • It’s A Dead Giveaway

    “I think if you ask for a straw with your draft beer, that’s basically saying ‘Hey, I’m not tipping you.'”

  • You Sound Like An Asshole.

    And you tip like a fucking asshole. By the way, flattery will get you absolutely nothing.

  • Way To Take Rejection Well.

    So for weeks now, I’ve had this girl coming in and, what I thought was, hit on me. Let me add, I’m a straight woman,...

  • Well, The Tip Equals Their Common Sense.

    A waste of space with a waste of a vote.

  • The Negative Tip.

    So long story short, I was the only bartender at opening at a small college bar. We normally don’t get busy till late at night....

  • Get Off Your Phone!

    This happened the other night, I think Saturday… Who knows, they blend. We’re in our rush. Sometimes it’s 45 minutes, usually it’s about 90 minutes...

  • I Need A Strong Amaretto Sour!

    Guy comes up… “Miller Lite and an Amaretto and Sour… Make it strong!” A few thoughts cross my mind, but I go with… “So you...

  • The Familiar

    From a page member, they say familiar, I say incidental, either way they were kind enough to throw in a definition for those who didn’t...

  • It’s In The Jukebox

    Well sir, I’d believe that if you were smart enough to actually use the jukebox. Lets face it, you can’t even use the bathroom without...

  • Don’t Fuck With The Bartender

    Guy orders two shots of Hennessy, his card declines. He spills his shot while trying to transfer money in front of me, his card works...

  • No One Cares About Your Birthday

    Dude was upset that we didn’t comp his $11 Hennessy shots because it’s his birthday. You’re 45. No one cares.

  • A Fool And Their Money…

    Fucking fucktards tonight… Tab $48, paid with a $100 bill. $52 in change. 2) 20’s, (1) 5 (7) 1’s = $52… Takes some of her...

  • If You Don’t Tip And You’re Industry…

    “If you don’t tip.. Yeah, it happens. Some people are cheap. Some ignorant. Whatever. If you work in the industry, and you don’t tip. You’re...

  • Do Better… Or Don’t Take What Isn’t Yours.

    This fucker sits down at my bar and picks up a drink that clearly wasn’t his (he hadn’t ordered anything!). Apparently I should’ve ‘done better’...

  • I Want to Date the Bartender.

    I had a customer come in on a bicycle (yes bicycle), and ask me out to dinner at the new chain restaurant close by. I...