All posts tagged "note"

  • That’s A Brave Note You Left.

    Okay, so the story behind this is just that people suck sometimes. I gave great service tonight. I busted major-ass for this couple. The girl...

  • So Brave.

    If he only had the guts to say it to her face. I bet he Yelps too.

  • Better Late Than Never

    Usually when someone “forgets” to tip, they’re cheap, lying shit. This time, they really did forget and they really made up for it. “This past...

  • Merry Christmas You Filthy…

    For a tip of over 100%… call me whatever you’d like. Oh, and Happy New Year you funny little twat-monkey.

  • I Need A Translator…

    I’m usually really good with these, but this one is just too hard. I see a “you” a “never” and maybe a “Beth”… Tell you...

  • We Compare Tips.

    Manager comes out of the office, “Who is the ‘Asshole that should be fired’ as per the note on the slip last night?” “Oh, that’s...

  • Word of Advice from an Illiterate Piece of Shit

      I’ll do my best to translate, I actually took a course in translating the scribbles of trash. “Put on some make up (makeup) &...

  • These Ladies Were Mad They Were Called Ladies. (Translation: We Need Any Excuse to Leave a Shit Tip.)

    I got called out at work for being polite. A little background behind this… Before the two women that left this note exited my bar,...

  • Why are we Expected to Steal?

    I came in this morning and found a note from my night time bartender. It seems I have a customer that complains about his tab...

  • The Little Things.

    I received this photo along with this message: A customer was too hammered to drive home,so I called a taxi for him and paid for...