All posts tagged "random thoughts"
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Double-Order Solution.
If someone double-orders with another bartender they should have to leave, or put on a t-shirt that says “I’m too fucking stupid to order.” It’ll...
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The Obnoxious Sports Fan.
Watching an obnoxious customer’s team lose shouldn’t be so satisfying, but fuck it is.
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Service Industry Requirements.
This job requires a lot of skills that people will never realize or give us credit for. Even just one bar to another may require...
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Sometimes…
And sometimes you’ve just gotta cut someone off because they’re rude as fuck, so fuck them.
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The Surprise Bar Menu.
We need to add a few others: A Million Dollars One on the House. Something Sweet but Strong.
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What to Judge People on?
As always, the industry has taught me never to judge someone by their race, sexual orientation, religious beliefs, their past mistakes, or how they dress....
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It’s A Dead Giveaway
“I think if you ask for a straw with your draft beer, that’s basically saying ‘Hey, I’m not tipping you.'”
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Duct Tape Fixes All
This was short and sweet and so, so true: “Vodka is the duct tape of the bartending world.”
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I Used To Have Teammates
“I have coworkers. Coworkers come and go and generally can suck. I used to have teammates. I miss working with my team.”
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Friday!!!
Everyone not in the industry: “Yes! It’s Friday!” Me: “Fuck. Fuck. Where’s the moon? Fuck. What’s the moon going to look like? Is it really...
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Two Types Of Coworkers
There are two types of coworkers: – People who over-stock because they know it’s easier to bring something back at the end of the night...
