If someone double-orders with another bartender they should have to leave, or put on a t-shirt that says “I’m too fucking stupid to order.” It’ll...
Watching an obnoxious customer’s team lose shouldn’t be so satisfying, but fuck it is.
This job requires a lot of skills that people will never realize or give us credit for. Even just one bar to another may require...
And sometimes you’ve just gotta cut someone off because they’re rude as fuck, so fuck them.
We need to add a few others: A Million Dollars One on the House. Something Sweet but Strong.
As always, the industry has taught me never to judge someone by their race, sexual orientation, religious beliefs, their past mistakes, or how they dress....
“I think if you ask for a straw with your draft beer, that’s basically saying ‘Hey, I’m not tipping you.'”
This was short and sweet and so, so true: “Vodka is the duct tape of the bartending world.”
“I have coworkers. Coworkers come and go and generally can suck. I used to have teammates. I miss working with my team.”
Everyone not in the industry: “Yes! It’s Friday!” Me: “Fuck. Fuck. Where’s the moon? Fuck. What’s the moon going to look like? Is it really...
There are two types of coworkers: – People who over-stock because they know it’s easier to bring something back at the end of the night...