All posts tagged "Rant"

  • You Sweat When You Eat Ice Cream!

    Oh yes, my boss owns multiple bars that take in more money in a year than you’ll earn in a lifetime… And you’re here crying...

  • An Extra Special Valentine’s Day Rant

    Okay… Let’s see. Fuck those people. You know, all those mother fuckers. The fucks who don’t understand I’m not serving them. No ma’am, you’re fucking...

  • Dear Once A Month Customer

    Dear dude I see maybe once a month… You know I’m going to get a card from you, so that little disappointing look in your...

  • The PSA

    This one has been chapping my hide all weekend, so I thought I’d better share – I work in a high volume bar. Turn and...

  • Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t.

    What the fuck is with people who think that, because they know the owner well, that the staff is not going to ring their drinks?...

  • The Unannounced Party Of 30.

    This is the one I love. And it doesn’t always happen this way because some managers are Yes Men. You know, it’s one of those...

  • The Facade Of Generosity.

    Dear everyone, We bartenders/servers appreciate when you volunteer to pay for the entire check on one card. Be it collecting cash or just out the...

  • Do You Even Know Who Reagan Is Kid?

    New rule. If I card you, and you roll your eyes, complain, do anything besides hand me your fucking ID… And you were born after...

  • Death To Yelp!

    Oh, you’re a “Yelper?” Does that make you feel important? Do you think announcing you’re an elite member will automatically make us take off our...

  • “Oh, You Own a Business?”

    I don’t understand how people can come in and treat us like shit, tip us like shit, and then try and get us to use...

  • “Hey How Are You?”

    I know it bothers a lot of people, and it never even used to phase me until The Facebook Page came along, but the “Hey how...