All posts tagged "Stories"

  • If I Need Help I Really Will Ask!

    We, for the most part, appreciate if you want to help, but really… If we need help, we will ask for it. A plethora of...

  • Always Look on the Bright Side.

    Well, this one one way to look on the bright side. With that said, I definitely do not want to know what the patio looked...

  • These Guests Have Their Priorities Straight!

    You’ve really got to love guests who have their priorities in order. The first person rescued should be the bartender… Okay, maybe the bride goes first....

  • The Humanitarian Award Goes to…

    From a page member: So, these two well-dressed middle-aged men are drinking Captain and Cokes. Other side of the bar, two hookers.. The previous man...

  • People Suck.

    It’s the things like this that people don’t understand. We deal with it. We clean it up. We try to explain it to our owners,...

  • Your Niece?

      Working open to close today, which sucks anyway, but sucks even more due to daylight savings time tonight, anyway… my first customers are two...

  • But I’m the Asshole.

     I don’t understand, it’s the basic rule you have to follow to enter a bar. Well, besides wearing pants, and we may even let that...

  • “I am so honored to meet you! Your Holiness!”

    So this just happened… It’s my day off. I sat down at my favorite little taco place for a taco and beer before I hit...

  • Hey, Everyone Has An Off Day…

    I mean, we all make mistakes. Plus, at least they did label it. With that said, as long as they can laugh at it later,...

  • That’s A Brave Note You Left.

    Okay, so the story behind this is just that people suck sometimes. I gave great service tonight. I busted major-ass for this couple. The girl...

  • The Fast Food Timer.

    Guy comes up, orders some to-go food: “Okay, cool, come back in 10 minutes and I’ll have it here for you.” He comes back… oh…...

  • The Work-Dream, Double-Clopen?

    We all get work dreams. My classic one is the beer cooler that will not empty. When I serve all the beers I can leave,...

  • Sexual Harassment Pamphlets.

    Yes, there is a line, but there is also the reality that if I work a shift and am not touched inappropriately then I assume...

  • Here Comes Journey.

    I give them credit for calling it, but lets face it, this one was a little easy.

  • Everything Evens Out.

    I’m in an area that Hurricane Matthew effected badly. We lost power in most of my county for several days. I live just down the...

  • The Basic Hot Chick.

    You’ve gotta love the “basic hot chick,” fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs. One comes up and orders a Captain and Coke. Me:...

  • I Want Peach Cobbler!

    I’m sorry, yes it is petty, but there is just something amazing when someone is proven wrong, disagrees, has it pointed out to them… And...

  • The Whole Night.

    This is way too close too home. Either someone has no clue how to order, or someone doesn’t understand sarcasm, or someone doesn’t want me...